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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

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restlesswithout:

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS
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notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

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in the name of

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Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

(出典: thecrimsonalchemist)

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giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

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lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

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toke-the-smoke:

Date night
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mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

(出典: cressescrest)

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bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

(出典: foreveralone-lyguy)

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sassyandpunk:

have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough

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sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex
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thebonerator:

rose-clementine:

Sushi Wars

if you think I or anyone on this site is mature enough to actually use those for eating and not an all out sword fight you are severely mistaken