Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
in the name of
Finger me in the name of cardiology.
that works too
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”